Last Saturday I got a call from my good ole buddy Mr. Danny Duncan! He went on to tell me that he’d just bought like 69 acres down in Florida and needed me down there asap! A 6 or 9 hour flight in, I was ready to tear it up Florida style! Had a hard time getting through the airport cause I guess bandanas don’t count as masks anymore but y’all know we have to “Trust the Experts”, or in other words, “Trust the Bullshit”. Either way, we made it!
As soon as I get there Danny boy had a helicopter on his property and took me in up like 6,900ft high! That was pretty cool cause I’d never flown in a helicopter (other than life flights to hospital), so it was neat to actually see shit! After that, it was time to burn the dirt up! Or sand for that matter.
Danny has a Cherry 2006 Cr 125 dirt bike that I shred when I come to Florida! After we rode all afternoon we decided it was stunt time! We took an old trampoline and made it into a ring of fire to jump through! I jump through it a couple times and I didn’t feel like it was dangerous enough. Me and Danny decided to hit it tandem wearing our RonnieMac 69 Red Strap Goggles! After that, I still wasn’t scared so we put his ‘little person” friend (I don’t want to piss any midgets off) on the front of the bike! We sent it 3 deep, through the fire, on the Screamin Eagle dirt bike! Still wasn’t scared but we were all satisfied!
Jumping through the fire ring double got me and Daddy Duncan thinking. We both think the next move is to go for the tandem motorcycle long-distance jump Guinness book record next year! It’s 97ft! We got that all day! We already did 69ft tandem a few years back on a supercross track so id say with the proper ramp we got 169ft all day long! We are looking to set it all up early next year so stay tuned!
It’s almost Christmas time and Danny didn’t have a tree! I found the biggest son of gun at the tree farm and brought it to the house! It was about 6 or 9ft too big so we had to make some adjustments but we came out smelling like a rose! We think it’s fine. Team 69 knows how to getter done!
After filming all week, I decided it was time to pop Dannys cherry and bring his to an actual track! It was a blast! We rode for like 6 or 9 hours and by the end of the day I had Danny clearing a few tabletops! That pretty much wrapped the week up! I fly home today but Im thinking after this week Im going to drive my motorhome down in January and hang out all month while the weather is colder than a witches titty in Oklahoma!
Til next week,
Yer fav Uncle,
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