Ok so I think everyone can go and assume that "Why does Ron love Moto Moms" in the title of this blog entry has some sexual meaning behind it, yeah sure it does, but then again it absolutely doesn’t!
To be a Moto mom takes zero physical attraction or sex appeal! Being a Moto mom is doing everything in yer power to help yer son or daughter succeed on the track! Whether it's making Jr a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between motos, changing a dirty air filter, driving the little bastards to practice after school, or hell even taking them for a complete race weekend while dad stays at home and works, this is what makes a Moto mom! A woman that knows how to pack a starting gate, but also knows how to throw back 6 or 9 white craws and wake up at 6am to cook breakfast!
There can also be bad Moto moms. Like the ones who scream louder than a pack of 42 cobra 50s or the ones who can hold the liquor past 6 or 9 o’clock! And obviously the one golden rule! Stay away from hitting yer kids if they haver a bad race… trust me it's not a good look for y’all. Don’t be that Moto mom!
Moto moms will always have a special peace in yer uncle Ron's heart cause my mom, “Rhonda Mac” was the only reason I ever made it anywhere! Sure she had her problem with bouncing around with men, but who am I to judge! Like mother like son I guess! So all you Moto moms out there, Grab yer pit board and yer fanny pack, and whistle like hell! America is proud of y’all!
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